Some of the may apply to stuntlife as well..lol



The Top 25 Signs That You are Addicted to IM
25.) If you use the abbreviations lol, brb, or ttfn.
24.) If finger cramps frequently force you to take a break from your current IM "session."
23.) If you hear dings everywhere you go.
22.) If you refer to your involvement on IM as "the real world."
21.) If you get drunk and call people by their screenname.
20.) If you have ever skipped class to talk on IM.
19.) If your family is becoming addicted too.
18.) If you have ever made a road trip to meet someone you only know from IM.
17.) If your spare time reading includes other peoples away messages.
16.) If you can create the entire repetoire of IM faces using their original punctuation marks.
15.) If you think that a persons font is part of their identity.
14.) If you have jargon that is only used while talking on IM.
13.) If you use idle times and away messages to try and piece together exactly where a buddy is at any given time. Despite the fact that you may not have talked to that buddy in months.
12.) If you have made more friends online than in social situations at our school.
11.) If getting warned hurts your feelings.
10.) If you worry about your buddies that arent on.
9.) If the sound of an "opening door" sends you diving across the room to find out the newest buddy to join the scene.
8.) If you have the urge to move your fingers in a typing motion while carrying on a real "vocal" conversation.
7.) If you judge your self worth by the number of buddies in your list.
6.) If your most frequent pickup line is something like "whats your screenname?"
5.) If that pickup line is followed by "so,...will you be on tonight?"
4.) If your buddy list is in alphabetical order.
3.) If you arrange your IM boxes in a specific order of rank based on importance of their conversation.
2.) If your eyes burn after a "session."
1.) If you are reading this email.