For those with No children - this is totally hysterical! For those who already have children past this age - this is hilarious. For those who have children this age - this is not funny. For those who have children nearing this age - this is a warning. For those who have not yet had children - this is birth control.
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>The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas:
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>Things I've learned from my Children (honest & no kidding):
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>1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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>2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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>3. A 3-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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>4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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>5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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>6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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>7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late.
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>8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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>9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
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>10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old.
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>11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence
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>12. Super glue is forever.
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>13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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>14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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>15. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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>16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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>17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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>18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
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>19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
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>20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
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>21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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>22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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>23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid
Marc

 

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING... #8

 

OMG this is the funnyest thing i've seen in years ! I swear I couldn't stop laughting and my stomach still hurts. I'm in tears !
And when I read #8 I wanted to try it (before I read the last one)

 

ME too... I was like Hmmm I have some clorox, gotta go get brake fluid

 

so did anyone try #8 yet??

 

as soon as i get some break fluid I'll try it.
I'm too lasy to go to Wal Mart and buy some so I think I'll cut a lil` hose from my friend's car and get some

 

can't wait to get home

 

lol

 

first thing i though when i read that, was hmm, if that works i'm making smoke bombs!!!!

 

when someone tries it make sure to take pics and post em here too!!!--- I keep forgetting

 

ill let you know tomorrow