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Old Sep 5, 2003 | 11:39 PM
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Redneck letter

Go to this link. It's funny as hell !
http://www.justsaywow.com/newfun4/redneckletter.cfm
Old Sep 6, 2003 | 12:09 AM
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Old Sep 6, 2003 | 12:10 AM
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sorry bro can't read in binary
Old Sep 6, 2003 | 12:55 AM
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ok I got some more about rednecks

redneck motorcycle:


You're a high teck redneck when:
  • Your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com".
  • Your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
  • Your presence on the World Wide Web is a "Down Home Page".
  • You tripled the value of your truck by installing a portable DVD.
  • You trim the kudzu back from your trailer so it won't mess up your DSL.
  • You ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy".
  • Your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite tractor.
  • You start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy!"
  • You can fix a trolling motor with a set of PC tools.
  • The bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop".
  • You know that a 'network' has nothing to do with fishin'.
  • Your baseball cap has an Intel logo instead of "CAT".
  • You keep inventory of your truck parts, fishin' lures, and country music tapes in Excel.
  • You've got every font ever made that looks like Old West signs or wood plank fencing installed on your computer.
  • You have "Free Bird" and "Achy Breaky Heart" on the MP3 player in your truck.
  • You find yourself humming, "Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire..."!
  • There's a spit cup in one of the unused drive bays.
  • Manual lying open refers to the mouse as the 'Critter'.
  • The extra RAM slots have Dodge Truck parts stored in them.
  • The password has been changed to "BUBBA".
  • The Windows logo has been replaced with a Confederate flag.
  • The numeric keypad only goes up to the number 5.
  • The monitor is up on blocks.
  • There's camouflage over the speakers.
  • Telltale tobacco can-shaped circle has been worn into the computer chair.
  • There's a Daisy Duke screensaver running.
  • Truck keys have been hung on the keyboard.
  • The six front keys have rotted out.
  • Flight Simulator has been replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator.
  • The hard drive has been repaired with parts from an old Trans Am.
  • There's a sticker on the case that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson".
  • When you shut down, the .wav says "Y'all Come Back Now, Y'hear!"
Old Sep 6, 2003 | 01:00 AM
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I swear I could not stop laugting for like 10 minutes after i read this.
You're a redneck when:
  • The dog catcher calls for backup when he visits your house.
  • You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
  • You have a house that has wheels and four cars that don't.
  • You have a set of twelve matching salad bowls, and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
  • Your secret family recipe is illegal.
  • You list your parole officer as a reference.
  • People are always stopping at your house thinking you're having a yard sale.
  • Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.
  • The number of times you've seen either Elvis or a UFO exceeds your IQ.
  • You see an ad that says "Just say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull up your pants.
  • You drive yourself to the sixth grade.
  • Your wife used to be your mother-in-law.
  • Going to the bathroom at night involves boots and a lantern.
  • Your wife keeps a couple shotgun shells tucked in her bra for emergencies.
  • You think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentlemen, start your engines!"
Old Sep 6, 2003 | 01:12 AM
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http://www.frontiernet.net/~tzuleger...dneckjokes.htm
Old Sep 6, 2003 | 11:12 AM
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Old Sep 6, 2003 | 12:39 PM
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Nice, from a redneck
Old Sep 6, 2003 | 12:41 PM
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you talking about the redneck letter ?
Old Sep 7, 2003 | 06:10 PM
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Originally posted by Snedo
Whats wrong with Rednecks
Oh, nothing ... nothing's right about them
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Old Sep 10, 2003 | 10:42 AM
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Originally posted by ps -ax | grep ufool
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