lil johnny
08-29-2003, 09:43 AM
#1
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Boston\Aruba
Age: 51
Posts: 459
lil johnny
For his birthday Little Johnny asked for a 10 speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd love to give you a bicycle, but the
mortgage
on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job.
There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw Little Johnny heading out the front
door
with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Johnny told him, "I was walking past your room last
night and I
heard you tell Mom you were pulling out.
I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And
I'll be
damned if I'm sticking around here by myself with an $80,000
mortgage
and no transportation."
His father said, "Son, we'd love to give you a bicycle, but the
mortgage
on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job.
There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw Little Johnny heading out the front
door
with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Johnny told him, "I was walking past your room last
night and I
heard you tell Mom you were pulling out.
I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And
I'll be
damned if I'm sticking around here by myself with an $80,000
mortgage
and no transportation."
08-31-2003, 04:43 PM
#2
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Denver, ColoRADo
Posts: 16,295
dirty johnny...
All the kids are in their 3rd grade class, the teacher says to her students "tell me what your dad does, spell it, and describe it" little Susie says "doctor, d.o.c.t.o.r., he helps people's health", then to little Tyrone "pharmacist, f....f..f.a.famr......" the teacher says, "ok Tyrone, you can try again tomorrow", now to dirty Johnny "my pops a bookie, b.o.o.k.i.e., and if he was here he'd give u 10 to 1 tyrone aint spelling that tomorrow!"
