Which Are You??
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Which Are You??
WOMEN:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; pain in the butt
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, picky tastes, knows exactly what she wants
Your Approach: You dont' have to approach her, if she is interested, she will send you a drink
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is, this should be an easy target
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with Frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk....and naked
Your Approach: Easiest one in the place. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad.
Drink: Tequila. No explanation required - everyone KNOWS what happens here.
WITH GUYS IT IS ALWAYS SIMPLE AND CLEAR CUT
Domestic Beer: He is poor and he wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He has some cash to spare and he wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a **** about anything except getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the tattooed, toothless biker waitress from Oshawa.
White Zinfandel: He is gay. Very, very gay.
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; pain in the butt
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, picky tastes, knows exactly what she wants
Your Approach: You dont' have to approach her, if she is interested, she will send you a drink
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is, this should be an easy target
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with Frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk....and naked
Your Approach: Easiest one in the place. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad.
Drink: Tequila. No explanation required - everyone KNOWS what happens here.
WITH GUYS IT IS ALWAYS SIMPLE AND CLEAR CUT
Domestic Beer: He is poor and he wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He has some cash to spare and he wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a **** about anything except getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the tattooed, toothless biker waitress from Oshawa.
White Zinfandel: He is gay. Very, very gay.