WOMEN:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; pain in the butt
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, picky tastes, knows exactly what she wants
Your Approach: You dont' have to approach her, if she is interested, she will send you a drink

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is, this should be an easy target

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with Frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk....and naked
Your Approach: Easiest one in the place. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad.

Drink: Tequila. No explanation required - everyone KNOWS what happens here.

WITH GUYS IT IS ALWAYS SIMPLE AND CLEAR CUT

Domestic Beer: He is poor and he wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He has some cash to spare and he wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a **** about anything except getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the tattooed, toothless biker waitress from Oshawa.

White Zinfandel: He is gay. Very, very gay.