Which Are You?? WOMEN: Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; pain in the butt Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, picky tastes, knows exactly what she wants Your Approach: You dont' have to approach her, if she is interested, she will send you a drink Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel, see below) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is, this should be an easy target Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with Frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk....and naked Your Approach: Easiest one in the place. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad. Drink: Tequila. No explanation required - everyone KNOWS what happens here. WITH GUYS IT IS ALWAYS SIMPLE AND CLEAR CUT Domestic Beer: He is poor and he wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He has some cash to spare and he wants to get laid. Wine: He is hoping the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. Whiskey: He doesn't give a shit about anything except getting laid. Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the tattooed, toothless biker waitress from Oshawa. White Zinfandel: He is gay. Very, very gay. |
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