And the moral of the story is....

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Old Aug 11, 2003 | 06:02 PM
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And the moral of the story is....

> I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
> >decided to get married.
> >
> >My parents helped us in every way.
> >
> >My friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream!
> >
> >There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was
> >her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
> >wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses.
> >
> >She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view
> >of
> >her. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
> >else.
> >
> >One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
> >invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I
> >was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she
> >couldn't
> >overcome and didn't really want to
> >overcome.
> >
> >She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
> >married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and
> >couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
> >you
> >want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
> >
> >I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
> >When
> >she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the
> >stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to
> >the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked
> >straight towards my car.
> >
> >My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he
> >hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little
> >test.
> >We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
> >
> >The moral of this story is:
> >
> >
> >
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> >Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Old Aug 13, 2003 | 12:39 PM
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