401-k
11-06-2008, 02:41 AM
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401-k
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock,
one year ago, you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you'd have had $16.50 left of the
original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you'd have had less than $5.00 left.
But... if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer, one
year ago, drank all the beer and then turned in the
cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you'd have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is
to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg.
one year ago, you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you'd have had $16.50 left of the
original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you'd have had less than $5.00 left.
But... if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer, one
year ago, drank all the beer and then turned in the
cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you'd have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is
to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg.
