401-k
 

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock,
one year ago, you would have $49.00 left.


With Enron, you'd have had $16.50 left of the
original $1,000.00.


With WorldCom, you'd have had less than $5.00 left.


But... if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer, one
year ago, drank all the beer and then turned in the
cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you'd have $214.00.


Based on the above, the best current investment advice is
to drink heavily and recycle.


[U][B]It's called the 401-Keg. [/B][/U]