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One day a guy died and found himself in hell.As he was
>
> wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.
>
> The demon asked, "Why so glum?"
>
> The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
>
> "Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have
> a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"
>
> "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."
>
> "Well you're gonna love Mondays then.
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> On Mondays all we do is drink.
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> Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers,
>
> diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw
> up and then we drink some more!"
>
> The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."
>
> "You a smoker?" the demon asked.
>
> "You better believe it!"
>
> "You're gonna love Tuesdays.
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> We get the finest cigars from all over the world
>
> and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie.
>
> You're already dead, remember?"
>
> "Wow, the guy said, "That's awesome!"
>
> The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."
>
> "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."
>
> "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps,
> blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go
> bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into drugs?"
>
> The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs!
>
> You don't mean . . "
>
> "That's right! Thursday is drug day.
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> Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack.
>
> Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine.
>
> You can do all the drugs you
> want, you're dead, who cares!"
>
> "Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his
> situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool
> place!"
>
> The demon said, "You gay?"
>
> "No."
>
> "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays."

KAWMAN13(IMF)

not bad lol

Mogwai

What about saturday and sunday?

fmxrider4life69

haha funny shiat

Sean24

*** it just get all coked up and ya aint got nothin to worry about

cass

that's great lol

aNskY

dunno about you but id still worry about it......