1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money, think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW ... WHO ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with!

 

 

#11 couldnt be further from the truth

 

So Your trying to tell me that I'm UGLY,GAY,POOR,A COWARD, AND SHY! WTF

 

 

lmao

 

1. women are dumb and hot or ===>

2. women are smart and ugly

3. hot ones never give good head

4. fat ones asses stink

5. no matter what, they all want our money

6. skinny ones just lay there cause they know they dont have to work to get laid

7. who wants to be seen with a fat chick?

8. start shaving your butthole, no guy likes a chick with a hairy ***

9. know your roll woman, keep your mouth shut and your legs open

 

Female keywords and their meanings:


"Fine": This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we
are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how
woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.


"Five minutes": This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes
that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so
it's an even trade.


"Nothing": This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing"
is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you
inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".


"Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in
a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."


"Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want
because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a
few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in
about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.


:::...... This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal
statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are
an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you over "Nothing".


...::... Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are
one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content.
Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.


"Oh": This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me
get that." Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night."
If she says "Oh" before a statement, RUN, do not walk, to the nearest exit.
She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes
out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days.
"Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a
lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised
eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so unspeakable that we can't bring
ourselves to write about them.


"That's Okay": This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman
can say to a man. "That's Okay," means that she wants to think long and
hard before paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done.


"That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction
with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead." At some point in the near future when she
has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.


"Please Do": This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you
the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing
whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the
truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".


"Thanks": A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say you're welcome.


"Thanks a lot": This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say,
"Thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you
have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh."
Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only
tell you "Nothing."

 

hey dont get mad at me!!! I didn't write it!!

Thats Just Plain out RUDE!!

JOKER-1000--- Female keywords and their meanings----- this is VERY TRUE!!