FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man,

who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

He's not afraid to admit when he is wrong,

One who thinks before he speaks,

When he promises to call, he doesn't wait 6 weeks,

I pray that he is gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.

Knows what to say when I ask "How big is my behind?"

One who'll make love till my body's a' itchin',

He brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen,

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And never attempt to hit on my friend.

Amen.


MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge ***** who owns a liquor store. Amen.

 

haha i like that one! amen

 

haha ... it's funny 'cause it's true!!!

 

Us women better keep praying cuz men like that don't exist!!! (and if ya do, please call me!!)

All I ask for is the "gainfully employed" part and the "making love" part...and I can't even find that!!!

 

im 20 rich & *** like a **** star. i own a construction co & am startin a bike shop later this year or early next year. hit me up hahaha

 

Being rich is definitely not a prerequisite in my book, but having the ambition to be rich someday is. Being great in bed is a must!!!!!

Good luck w/your motorcycle shop!!!