Female vs Male Prayer
06-03-2003, 10:07 AM
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Female vs Male Prayer
FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man,
who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
He's not afraid to admit when he is wrong,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he doesn't wait 6 weeks,
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
Knows what to say when I ask "How big is my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a' itchin',
He brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen,
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge ***** who owns a liquor store. Amen.
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man,
who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
He's not afraid to admit when he is wrong,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he doesn't wait 6 weeks,
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
Knows what to say when I ask "How big is my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a' itchin',
He brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen,
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge ***** who owns a liquor store. Amen.
06-11-2003, 08:05 AM
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Us women better keep praying cuz men like that don't exist!!! (and if ya do, please call me!!)
All I ask for is the "gainfully employed" part and the "making love" part...and I can't even find that!!!
All I ask for is the "gainfully employed" part and the "making love" part...and I can't even find that!!!
06-12-2003, 08:10 AM
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Originally posted by 420f4i
im 20 rich & *** like a **** star. i own a construction co & am startin a bike shop later this year or early next year. hit me up hahaha
im 20 rich & *** like a **** star. i own a construction co & am startin a bike shop later this year or early next year. hit me up hahaha
Good luck w/your motorcycle shop!!!
06-12-2003, 09:56 AM
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Originally posted by IrishnAsian
Us women better keep praying cuz men like that don't exist!!! (and if ya do, please call me!!)
All I ask for is the "gainfully employed" part and the "making love" part...and I can't even find that!!!
Us women better keep praying cuz men like that don't exist!!! (and if ya do, please call me!!)
All I ask for is the "gainfully employed" part and the "making love" part...and I can't even find that!!!
What time should I call?
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