Funny sex positions?
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Funny sex positions?
Im sittin here at the shop, and we were trying to think of them.
I know the superman, spiderman, chilli dog, hot carl...
What all you got? lets hear them.
I know the superman, spiderman, chilli dog, hot carl...
What all you got? lets hear them.
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Re: Funny sex positions?
alligator fuckhouse
The act known as the Alligator Fuckhouse consists of placing the female lying down on her side, opening her legs like the powerful jaws of the mighty crocodile, and imitating the couragous tamer of these fearsome beasts.... ramming your entire head into her vagina.
Kevin: "I wore her like a hat last night!"
Andy: "Sounds like an alligator fuckhouse to me."
angry pirate
when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ***.
dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ***... thats a whole different story dude.)
The act known as the Alligator Fuckhouse consists of placing the female lying down on her side, opening her legs like the powerful jaws of the mighty crocodile, and imitating the couragous tamer of these fearsome beasts.... ramming your entire head into her vagina.
Kevin: "I wore her like a hat last night!"
Andy: "Sounds like an alligator fuckhouse to me."
angry pirate
when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ***.
dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ***... thats a whole different story dude.)
Last edited by Reckless01; 01-31-2008 at 07:19 PM.
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