Funny sex positions?

Old Jan 23, 2008 | 04:09 PM
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Funny sex positions?

Im sittin here at the shop, and we were trying to think of them.
I know the superman, spiderman, chilli dog, hot carl...
What all you got? lets hear them.
Old Jan 23, 2008 | 04:55 PM
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Re: Funny sex positions?

blumkin
Old Jan 23, 2008 | 07:14 PM
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Re: Funny sex positions?

Originally Posted by ahenry
Im sittin here at the shop, and we were trying to think of them.
I know the superman, spiderman, chilli dog, hot carl...
What all you got? lets hear them.
those arent positions, more like moves
Old Jan 23, 2008 | 08:12 PM
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+1 on stock..

how do you do a chilli dog?? or a hot carl??
Old Jan 23, 2008 | 08:18 PM
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=chili+dog
Old Jan 23, 2008 | 08:23 PM
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phantom of the opera
fire breathing dragon
both rodeos
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Old Jan 23, 2008 | 08:35 PM
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space docking
Old Jan 31, 2008 | 03:57 AM
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Alaskan Pipeline
Screaming Seagal
Fountain of U

There are so much more, this could go on for awhile
Old Jan 31, 2008 | 05:05 AM
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blumpkin??

i thought it was blumpy.. and if you got a broad whos willin to do that shes ****** filthy
Old Jan 31, 2008 | 07:16 PM
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Re: Funny sex positions?

alligator fuckhouse



The act known as the Alligator Fuckhouse consists of placing the female lying down on her side, opening her legs like the powerful jaws of the mighty crocodile, and imitating the couragous tamer of these fearsome beasts.... ramming your entire head into her vagina.

Kevin: "I wore her like a hat last night!"
Andy: "Sounds like an alligator fuckhouse to me."


angry pirate

when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ***.

dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ***... thats a whole different story dude.)


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Old Feb 8, 2008 | 03:22 PM
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Re: Funny sex positions?

Originally Posted by TheRomanSF415x
blumpkin??

i thought it was blumpy.. and if you got a broad whos willin to do that shes ****** filthy
I've heard it as both, but most commonly the Blumpkin
Old Feb 17, 2008 | 05:53 PM
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birmingham booty call
Old Mar 27, 2008 | 04:23 PM
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omg i luv that website
Old Mar 28, 2008 | 06:44 PM
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Rusty Trombone!
Old Sep 1, 2008 | 11:11 PM
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You guys are funny as fvck
Old Sep 2, 2008 | 08:00 AM
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I laughed my *** off at the "Angry Pirate"
Old Oct 25, 2008 | 04:17 PM
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roman helmet
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The Volcano!!! (Nut in her @$$, pull out and pour poprocks in her crack):YEAH

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