mike1984

1, I used to have a real bedwetting problem , but the last couple of weeks I seem to have got it under control.

2, I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden , but could you lend me $500?

3, I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much . . . thanks to the restraining order.

4, There's $10 riding on me bedding you tonight.

5, Do you want to see my collection of Ted Bundy memorobilia?

6, You could be a real babe if you lost a couple of pounds.

7, What are your feelings about whips and chains.

8, Sorry I can't see you tonight--- I'm on a work release program.

9, Would you like a ride home on my moped.

10, Wait till my wife hears about this!

dizzie56

11. Yeah, sorry bout the coffing...its the AIDS.

dizzie56

12. So, uh, you werent that fat on your myspace pic.
13. Damn it, i wish i were really blind for this date.
14. I left my wallet at home so if you dont feel like washing dishes tonight, pay up bitch.
15. Wanna give me head? No? How bout a lil hide the tip? Wait, your leaving? Allready? I havent even gotten a chance to give you the ruffy.

illegal_skillz

16. My parents aren't home tonight, it's safe

cjoec01

#16, isn't that Kelm's pick up line?

illegal_skillz

Dude that's that's not right, funny though.

illegal_skillz

#17. Do you know why it would burn when I pee?

Wheeliest

#18. Could that last one have been any gayer.^^

illegal_skillz

19. I'd love to have sex with you, but wheeliest just sucked me off!!!

wheeliekid

20.I want to get your pregnant and never call you again

ReSpECT

21: I guess i'll use a condom. Cuz i dont wanna give u HIV too...=-)

crtchrktrcr

22. I wonder if you squeal like your sister?
23. did i mention i'm asian from the waist down?

dizzie56

24. Im McLovin bitches!!!!
25. Sorry, next time ill last a lil longer than just me getting my pants off.
26. What was your name again? Kathy? No, Sarah?
27. So when are we gonna get to the NSA stuff?

RROCCO

do you mind if we make a quick pitstop at the pharmacy???? i need to pick up my valtrex.

NAARDEN INC

I win! now beat it. . . .

deemikey

#28 Why are you wearing that strap on

Suprafrk91

If your lucky enough to get to the bedroom on the first date... #29 Do you take $20 like the rest of them workin the street corners?

Squidhick651

#30. Oh.. by the way, I will finish first.