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Bubba died in a fire and was burned pretty bad.
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> The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends,
> Daryl and Gomer, were called for.
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> Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl looked and
> said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."
>
> So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said, "Nope, ain't
> Bubba."
>
> The mortician thought that was rather strange and he was pretty sure of
the
> body's identity.
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> Gomer was then brought in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him
and
> said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad. Roll him over."
>
> The mortician rolled him over and Gomer looked down and said, "Nope, ain't
> Bubba."
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> The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
>
> Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two ********."
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> "What? He had two ********?" asked the mortician.
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> "Yup, everyone knew about it, too.. Every time we went to town, folks
would
> say, "Here comes Bubba with them two ********