I haven't been in for awhile...but if this has already been posted....sorry

but too funny


A major airline's passenger was being served by an obviously gay

>flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served

>them food and drinks.

>

>As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and

>announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that

>he'll be landing this big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you

>could just put your trays up, that would be super."

>

>On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic

>looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those

>big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can

>pitty-pat us on the ground."

>

>She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a

>Princess. I take orders from no one."

>

>To which the gay flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

>"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

>Tray-up, *****."

 

hahahahahaha good one

 

lol....

 

pretty good