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The Flight attendant
I haven't been in for awhile...but if this has already been posted....sorry
but too funny
A major airline's passenger was being served by an obviously gay
>flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served
>them food and drinks.
>
>As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
>announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that
>he'll be landing this big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you
>could just put your trays up, that would be super."
>
>On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic
>looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those
>big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can
>pitty-pat us on the ground."
>
>She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
>Princess. I take orders from no one."
>
>To which the gay flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
>"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
>Tray-up, *****."
but too funny
A major airline's passenger was being served by an obviously gay
>flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served
>them food and drinks.
>
>As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
>announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that
>he'll be landing this big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you
>could just put your trays up, that would be super."
>
>On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic
>looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those
>big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can
>pitty-pat us on the ground."
>
>She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
>Princess. I take orders from no one."
>
>To which the gay flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
>"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
>Tray-up, *****."
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