Women Drivers
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Lacks self-control
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From: Birch Run, MI
Women Drivers
Driving to the office this morning on the interstate , I looked
over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 85 MPH with
her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway
over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between
my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone
and! DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 85 MPH with
her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway
over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between
my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone
and! DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Joined: May 2003
Posts: 161
From: God only knows
Re: Women Drivers
Originally Posted by Taz
Driving to the office this morning on the interstate , I looked
over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 85 MPH with
her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway
over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between
my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone
and! DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 85 MPH with
her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway
over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between
my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone
and! DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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