Mexican Style !

A Mexican from Juarez found himself in Houston and decided to
approach a
prostitute down on lower Westheimer.

He asked her, "How much do you sharge for the hour?"

"$100," she replied.

"Do you do Messican-style?" he asked.

Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused.

He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll pay you $300 to do it
Messiccan-style."

Again she declined.

Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. "I'll give
you
$500 to go Messican-style with me! What do you say?"

Finally, she agrees, thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over
ten
years now. I've been there and done that, and had every kind of
request
from weirdos from all over the world. How kinky could Messican-style
be?"

After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him
and
said, "That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted
and
disgusting. Where does the 'Messican-style' come in?"

The Mexican popped a can of beer and replied, "I pay you next
Wednesday
when I get my check."

 

Werd!!!

 

freakin aye!! good one.

 

haha thats my style, i dunno how some mexican learnd my steeze.

 

that was funny