Ok this one i heard at a football party


Theres this gay guy who decideds he whants to become a cowboy.
So he goes out and buys the pants the shirt the hat a horse and a saddle.


One day hes riding a horse around and see some real cowboys standing around a tree.
and in a real gay voice asks "Hey fellas whatcha doin?"
They replie "Hanging a queer.
He replies in a deep manly cowboy voice
"NO ****!!!"