The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde
> > cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and
> > his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
> >
> > As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like
> > this?"
> >
> > The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down
> > the
> > road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home
> > with her... so I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me
> > to pull off my shirt...so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks
> > me to
> > pull off my pants...so I did. Then she pulls of her panties and asks me
> > to
> > pull of my shorts...so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me
> > kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy..."
> >
> >
> > "And, here I am.