1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my *****.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

i worked on a golf course with rich dirty basteds...

 

good stuff

U need to stay off the green

 

11. I swing both ways, do you wanna play a round ?
12. Im shanking to the left today
13. Can you hand me a towel I need to get some grip
14. nice waggle
15. I had some trouble with that back hole
16. u wanna play the back 9 or the front 9?
17. 'Hey bag boy, grab my wood for me'
18. my ***** just arent going in the hole today, i think i need to adjust the way i use my wood
19. My ***** are dirty!

 

hahaha

i hate the ****ing greens.

 

My avatar kicks ***

 

AAAhhhh... change it back! I love the other one.

 

who is it?