Why didnt the dead baby fall out of the tree?




















Because It was nailed there

 

What is the difference between a truck full of sand and a truck full of dead babies?











You cant unload the truck full of sand with a pitchfork.

 

whats the difference between a refridgerator and a gay guy?











You cant store dead babies in a gay guy.

 

 

whats more fun then throwing babies off a cliff..... catching them with a pitchfork at the bottom

whats funnier than a dead baby... a dead baby in a clown suit


whats the difference between a baby and a beer bottle.... i cant fit a whole beer bottle in my mouth at one time.

what goes up and down at 100 mph, a baby tied behind my bike.

whats more fun than swing babies on clothes lines, stop them with shovels

nock nock.... whos there ? no one im just nailin dead babies to your door...


i got a gangload of this **** boyz and girlz!

 

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a telephone booth?

A Blender

How dou you get them out?

Doritos



What is blue and red and floats on the top of a pool?

A slashed baby with floaties.

What is blue and green and sits at the bottom of a pool?

A dead baby with slashed floaties.

 

Whats small red and silver and runs into walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Whats small red and bubbly and looks at you through a window?

A baby in a microwave.

 

how do you keep a baby from falling through a man hole?

throw a spear through its head.

 

lol bwahahahahahahaaaa hahahahahahaaaaa

 

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

 

What's bright blue, pink, and sizzles?
A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.

 

What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?






You can't fu(k a table.

 

What's blue and sits in the corner?




A baby in a baggie.

 

What's pink and spits?



A baby in a frying pan.

 

What does a bum call a dead baby in a dumpster?

A Freeloader.




What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?

One live one in the middle is eating its way out.

 

keep em comin i cant get enough lol

 

What's grosser than gross?
A garbage can full of dead babies.

What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.

What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to freedom.

What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.

 

What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A bus load of babies on fire.

 

How do you get a baby out of a tree?
You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a piņata!





What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A Pedophiles ***.





What's worse than smoking pot with a baby?
Making a bong out of it





What's the safest way to play with a baby ?
With a condom.

 

whats the difference between a turtleneck and a pile of dead babies?









i dont have a turtleneck in my closet