Dead Babies *Offensive*
09-30-2005, 05:53 PM
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Re: Dead Babies *Offensive*
Originally Posted by famtrecrew
whats the difference between a refridgerator and a gay guy?
do you have a fascination with dead babies????? I didn't find any of those funny...by any means....
You cant store dead babies in a gay guy.
do you have a fascination with dead babies????? I didn't find any of those funny...by any means....
You cant store dead babies in a gay guy.
09-30-2005, 07:47 PM
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Re: Dead Babies *Offensive*
whats more fun then throwing babies off a cliff..... catching them with a pitchfork at the bottom
whats funnier than a dead baby... a dead baby in a clown suit
whats the difference between a baby and a beer bottle.... i cant fit a whole beer bottle in my mouth at one time.
what goes up and down at 100 mph, a baby tied behind my bike.
whats more fun than swing babies on clothes lines, stop them with shovels
nock nock.... whos there ? no one im just nailin dead babies to your door...
i got a gangload of this **** boyz and girlz!
whats funnier than a dead baby... a dead baby in a clown suit
whats the difference between a baby and a beer bottle.... i cant fit a whole beer bottle in my mouth at one time.
what goes up and down at 100 mph, a baby tied behind my bike.
whats more fun than swing babies on clothes lines, stop them with shovels
nock nock.... whos there ? no one im just nailin dead babies to your door...
i got a gangload of this **** boyz and girlz!
09-30-2005, 09:59 PM
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Re: Dead Babies *Offensive*
How do you fit 100 dead babies in a telephone booth?
A Blender
How dou you get them out?
Doritos
What is blue and red and floats on the top of a pool?
A slashed baby with floaties.
What is blue and green and sits at the bottom of a pool?
A dead baby with slashed floaties.
A Blender
How dou you get them out?
Doritos
What is blue and red and floats on the top of a pool?
A slashed baby with floaties.
What is blue and green and sits at the bottom of a pool?
A dead baby with slashed floaties.
10-01-2005, 10:09 PM
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Re: Dead Babies *Offensive*
Whats small red and silver and runs into walls?
A baby with forks in it's eyes.
Whats small red and bubbly and looks at you through a window?
A baby in a microwave.
A baby with forks in it's eyes.
Whats small red and bubbly and looks at you through a window?
A baby in a microwave.
10-02-2005, 04:07 AM
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Re: Dead Babies *Offensive*
What's grosser than gross?
A garbage can full of dead babies.
What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.
What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to freedom.
What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.
A garbage can full of dead babies.
What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.
What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to freedom.
What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.
10-02-2005, 04:11 AM
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Re: Dead Babies *Offensive*
How do you get a baby out of a tree?
You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a piņata!
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A Pedophiles ***.
What's worse than smoking pot with a baby?
Making a bong out of it
What's the safest way to play with a baby ?
With a condom.
You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a piņata!
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A Pedophiles ***.
What's worse than smoking pot with a baby?
Making a bong out of it
What's the safest way to play with a baby ?
With a condom.
