Texas Drinking Rule
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Texas Drinking Rule
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink
out of the same glass twice either. The Texas boy, cool as a cucumber,
picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out
his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says,
"In America, we have so many Mexicans and Iraqis that we don't have to
drink with the same ones twice."
out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink
out of the same glass twice either. The Texas boy, cool as a cucumber,
picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out
his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says,
"In America, we have so many Mexicans and Iraqis that we don't have to
drink with the same ones twice."
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Re: Texas Drinking Rule
We have one similar to that that goes along the same lines, but the characters are An Irishman, A michigander, and a Canadian all drinking bottles of beer, the irishman and canadian shoot their bottles like in your joke, and then the Michigander ends up shooting the canadian claiming too many Canadians, and the bottle is worth 10 cents here...
Yeah I know it's not funny when put there, but you already told the joke, so why would I want to retype it all??
lol
Big Jarsh
Yeah I know it's not funny when put there, but you already told the joke, so why would I want to retype it all??
lol
Big Jarsh
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