A man bumps into a Woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your D-CK is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."


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One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

 

I've heard em both before, but theyre both still funny

 

No ****---damn!!!! I have never heard those before...but your right---still funny!!!!!

 

Ya still wont post more jokes then me though...I run this ish!!!

 

OH GOD NO!!!! I don't have time to post more than you (LOL!!! I have a job...LOL!!!, Im just kidding )---besides, I only post the funny ones that are sent to me.....

 

Me too....and i have a job too, im posting them while im at my job which is even more

 

well post up some more damnit....I need to laugh!!!!

 

I never heard those but both are funny.

 

I think JD actually posted those 2 a week or 2 ago. dammit poptart, find some newer ****

 

Yah I prolly did, poptart is slacking!!!...Ive posted like 10 million, i dont have any new jokes as of current...I will try and find some and post em by the end of the week though!!!

 

Those are good!

 

well if he posted them 2 weeks ago---find them for me--

SORRY I DONT KEEP UP-TO-DATE RECORDS FOR YOU!!!!
Next time I post something that has been posted before---DELETE THE SH-T instead of *****ing about it..... how about that???

 

No way, this is how I keep my impressive post count