(If you're one of those people who have only heard like 4 jokes their entire life)


Once there was this bus which happened to be from Sesamee Street. On the bus were some very strange people with very strange things to do. First there were two identical twins whose names were both Pattie. They were very big and muscular, especially for women. Next there was a man named Ross. He was a retard so he was dubbed "Special Ross". After that there was a hefty, overweight man named Leonard. Since his cheeks were so puffy people decided to nickname him "Leonard Cheeks". Finally, all the people on the bus had bunions at which they feverously picked and scratched.

What do we call this bus filled with strange people? Of course; we call them: "Two all-beef Patties, Special Ross, Leonard Cheeks, pickin' bunions, on a Sesamee Street bus!"

 

you post more jokes than anyone else... i didn't like the joke btw

 

Ruff aint got **** on me SON! lol

 

yeah you post alot too

 

That joke wouldve been funny............... ...............if I was 4 yrs old.

 

Brings back a thread after 6 months to say it was stupid....

.... Wow....

 

I guess no one bothered to read the first sentece of the post before the joke even started?


I guess parentheses really DO work!

 

thats realllllly funny..... because i was like... that wasnt really funny and I did not read the parentheses but now *(edit I cant spell) that I did..... its funny!!!

 

That is corny, but actually not bad.