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Old Jun 19, 2005 | 06:14 AM
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ur mamma so fat wen she ran away she took up all three sides of the milk carton....ooo....
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Old Jun 19, 2005 | 06:59 PM
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ur mama is like a shotgun one **** and she blows...........
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Old Jun 21, 2005 | 04:04 PM
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Your momma is like a race car driver, she wears out 4 rubbers every day.

ps, its "speak" -the grammar ****
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Old Jun 21, 2005 | 06:27 PM
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yo momma so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
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Old Jun 21, 2005 | 09:52 PM
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ur mamma so fat wen she ran away she took up all three sides of the milk carton....ooo....
What the **** kinda milk carton has 3 sides ?
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Old Jun 21, 2005 | 10:20 PM
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the sam "****" milk that has a label
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Old Jun 26, 2005 | 09:58 AM
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ur mumma so fat when she turned around they threw her a welcome back party
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Old Jul 5, 2005 | 01:59 PM
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yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
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Old Jul 5, 2005 | 03:10 PM
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Yo mamma so fat, her high school picture was an arial photograph....
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Old Jul 6, 2005 | 12:03 AM
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i liked fonzi's
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Old Jul 6, 2005 | 04:24 AM
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ur momma's missing so many teeth, when she smiles it looks like her tongues in jail
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Old Jul 6, 2005 | 11:25 AM
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Yo mamma's so black the police shot at her and the bullets had to go get flash lights
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Old Jul 6, 2005 | 11:36 AM
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Your mama is soo poor that her **** are real!

Your mama is so fat that her belt size is equator!

Your mama is so fat that to fu(k her, you need to roll her in flour and find the wet spot!

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Old Jul 6, 2005 | 11:43 AM
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You mamma's dress size is 1 6 but thats how many acres of material they use.
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Old Jul 7, 2005 | 02:34 PM
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yo momma is so fat and dumb, that when i told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a bowl and a spoon.
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Old Jul 7, 2005 | 02:38 PM
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yo momma jokes are tight
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Old Jul 7, 2005 | 06:45 PM
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Your Mom So Fat She's Got Here Own Zip Code.
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Old Jul 7, 2005 | 06:51 PM
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Your Mom So Fat She Jumped In The Air And Got Stuck.
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Old Jul 7, 2005 | 06:52 PM
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Your Mom Is So Fat When She Goes To The Beach She Gets Harpooned
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Old Jul 7, 2005 | 06:56 PM
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Your Momma So Fat, When She Sits Around The House She Sits Around The House.
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