Yo mammas like the railroad, layed all over the world.

yo mamma like a parking meter, 25cents and shes good for an hour

yo mammas so fat shes gotta wake up in sections

Yo mammas so fat whe wore a malcomx T shirt and a helicopter landed on her

Yo mammas so fat when she goes to the beach the tide comes in

Yo mammas so fat when she dances the BAND skips

Yo mammas so fat when she sits in the tub the water in the toilet rises

yo mammas so fat after sex she smokes a turky

Yo mammas so fat after sex I rolled over three times and was still on top

Yo mammas so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on a scale

your mammas so fat when she swims shes protected by green peace

your mammas so fat when god said let their be light she stepped outta the way

your mammas so fat when the new carpet saw her it rolled up and rolled out

your mammas so fat shes got more rolls than a bakery

your mammas so fat shes got more chins than a hong kong phone book

your mammas so fat her blood type is RAGU

your mammas so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

your mammas so fat the only buisness suit that would fit her says goodyear

your mammas so fat she gets into the drive in by dressing up as the car

your mammas so fat she uses a mattres for a tampon

your mammas so old when she farts dust comes out

your mammas so old jesus is in her yearbook

your mammas so old she went into an antique store and they BOUGHT her

 

yo momma so fat she eats watermellons like SKITTLES!