01. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf**k you.
02. You say I'm a ***** like it's a bad thing.
03. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
04. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
05. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
06. Do I look like a people person?
07. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
08. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
09. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?
1. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.
16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
17. Don't worry. I forgot your name, too.
18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
20. Wait... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
21. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.
22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
23. You look like ****. Is that the style now?
24. Earth is full. Go home.
25. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
29. If ******** could fly, this place would be an airport.
30. Look in my eyes.... Do you see one ounce of give a ****?
31. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
32. How about never? Is never good for you?
33. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter!
34. Ahhh. . . I see the screw – up fairy has visited us again.
35. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don’t give a damn.
36. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
37. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
38. Thank You. We are refreshed and challenged by your unique pint of view.
39. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist
40. What am I? Flypaper for Freaks?!
41. If I throw a stick… will you leave?
42. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?