Theres 20 of them......

 

thats so stupid its funny

 

you have to actually type out "twenty eight" for that joke to work right

 

i made a volcano....YAY!!!!

 

so what you are saying is that 28 does not = twenty eight? How the hell does that work...did you read 28 and say to yourself what could this be, could it be two eight, or maybe 2 through 8, nope it has to be "I am a Fu(king moron.." B/c there is no other way to read 28 other than twenty eight! WTF

Flip

 

what do micheal jackson and caviar have in common


























they both come on little crackers....

 

Whats worse than ten babies nailed to a tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees!

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies?
With a pitchfork!

Whats the difference between 15 bowling ***** and 15 dead babies?
I don't have 15 bowling ***** stacked in my closet!

Whats the worst thing about fu(king bald pu$$y?
Putting the diaper back on!

How do you make a 7 year old cry harder?
Wipe your bloody di(k on his teddy bear!

What is the worst thing about fu(king a seven year old?
Getting the blood out of the clown suit!

Flip

 

Funny but

 

disturbing...personal experience?

 

WTF is ...it is obviously a molestor joke thread GOOOOOOOOOOOOD so guess what those are some tasteless kid jokes that you can share with your loved ones on thanksgiving...or columbus day...or even Labor day...or whenever you phucking want

Flip

 

That Is A Wee Bit Disturbing

 

flip is calling in reinforcement, HIT THE DECK!!!

 

You stuntlife GURU... no ninjas tactic work on Nick especailly NICKALLTOGETHER!

Flip

 

i don't know if you were making fun of me, but either way

 

Twenty Eight is different from 28, the space between the words makes the joke. But I got it any how. :YEAH

 

so what you are saying is that there is space in your head....hmmm I didn't think you would admit that on the board there Danny-boy...? oh well I will be sure to put both the numerical and written expressions for numbers when I talk to your Forty-four (44) year old A$$!!

Flip

 

There is no difference Phonetically between 28 and twenty eight However Grammatically it does effect the joke. Either way we all get the joke because in our heads as we read it we said twenty eight!


Anywho....


Last weekend I was up north and I met a girl on the beach. We got to talking and one thing led to another. We went back to my tent where we began humping. I started hittin it doggy style when I looked down and seen her butthole. I figured, "why the hell not?" and I proceded to go for it.

as I eased it in she looked back at me and said "don't you think that's a little prententious??"

I looked back at her and said...

































"Don't you think that's a big word for an eight year old?"






Big Jarsh

 

so wrongggggggg but soooo funny

 

Doris Is Right, But Who Cant Laugh At A Micheal Jackson Joke?

Q: How Do You Know When It's Play Time At Neverland?
A: When The Big Hand Touches The Little Hand.

Q: How Do You Know When Micheal Jackson Has Company?
A: There Is A Big Wheels In The Driveway.

 

Exactly. If you're saying it verbally, its the same, but when you type it, theres a difference.