1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

5. I have plenty o talent and vision. I just don't care

6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

7. What am I? Fly paper for freaks?!?

8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

10. I will always cherish the inital misconeptions I had about you.

11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duites are largely ceremonial.

13. No, my powers can only be used for good.

14. How about never? Is never good for you?

15. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

16. You sound reasonable... time to up my medication.

17. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.

21. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level, I'm really quite busy.

23. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habbits.

24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

25. I see you've set aside this special tiem to humiliate yourself in public.

26. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Happy Friday everybody. :YEAH

 

 

I just yell at my computer when i get dumb e-mails.......and there's the occasional hang-up the phone and then insult the person you were just talking to.