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>> THE BEST DRINKING STORY EVER
>> > From the state where drinking and driving is considered a sport,
comes
>>a
>> > true story from Texas. Recently a routine police patrol parked
outside
>>a
>> > local neighborhood bar. Late in the evening the officer noticed a
man
>> > leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man
>>stumbled
>> > around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly
>>observing.
>> > After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five
different
>> > vehicles, the man managed to find his own car which he fell into.
He
>>was
>> > there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar
and
>>drove
>> > off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off
(it was
>>a
>> > dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn
and
>>then
>> > switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches,
>>reversed
>> > a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as
more
>>patrons
>> > left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the parking lot
and
>>started
>> > to drive slowly down the street. The police officer, having
patiently
>> > waited all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the
>>flashing
>> > lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a
breathalyzer
>>test.
>>To
>> > his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man
having
>> > consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have
to
>>ask
>>you
>> > to accompany me to the Police station. This breathalyzer equipment
must
>>be
>> > broken."
>> > "I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy
>>
>>
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Wheelie Ripper

hahaha, that is good, i wonder if it would work...