THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.



Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."



Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.



They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.



Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"



Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"



He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again.

 

 

haha...where in the hell do you come up with this?

 

 

that was pretty good

 

Word....

 

I heard damn near the same thing on a show called queens of comedy on comedy central about a week ago.

 

My dad tells that joke all the time...

 

hahaha...good one.

 

LOL..thats funny

 

OMG... I remember hearing this back when I was 12 and 13...
OLD joke.
But still funny. Thanks for posting.

 

muuuuuhahahahahaha