A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting
married within a short time period. Because Mom was a
bit worried about how their sex life would get
started, she made them all promise to send a postcard
from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex
felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after
the wedding. The card said nothing but "Maxwell
House". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the
kitchen and got out the Maxwell House jar. It said,
"good, till the last drop".

Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The
second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after
the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mon
now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes,
she read from the B & H pack: "Extra Long. King Size".
She was again slightly embarrassed, but still happy
for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the
Caribbean. Mom waited for a week nothing. Another week
went by and still nothing. Then, after a whole month,
a card finally arrived. Written on it shaky words:
"British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper
Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages, fearing
the worst and finally and finally found the ad for the
airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a
week, both ways".

Mom fainted.

 

sux...o i thought that was a question..... o a joke ok i get it hahahah