Rectum strecther
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Rectum strecther So this guy's on his gixxer on his way to work, he's running late so he's haulin ***. He comes to a bridge and when he reaches the middle he see a cop standing there with a radar gun. The cop pulls him over and asks "whats the hurry? The guy responds "I'm running late for work." So the cop says "late for work, what do you do?" The guy responds "I'm a rectum strecher." The cop says "A rectum stretcher..what exactly does a rectum strecher do?" The guy responds "Well its just like it sounds, I start with one finger, then go to two, then I get three in there, then four. I keep working till I get my whole hand in there. Then I get my other hand in there as well, and I beggin slowly streching it untill it's about six foot." The cop is amazed and says "What the hell do you do with a sixfoot *******?" The guy responds "You give him a radar gun and stick him on a bridge!"
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