ok I got this from another thread, thought it could be fun to do
lets hear everybody's red neck stuff. joke or personal experiences that might be funny.
I'll start...(by playin off a nother thread)

you might be a red neck if:

on your way to take your girlfriend/cousin home from your uncle/brother's big new years party you accidentally run over a deer... its not quit dead yet, so you finish it of with your MOTORCYCLE RAM... throw it in the back of the pick up, take it home, gut it.. and say "yeehaah, with all this money I saved on the grocery bill... I can get me that new rear handbrake system for motorcycle!"

 

you might be a red neck if you use your fishing license as your form if I.D.

 

You might be a redneck if you:

fcuked your sister.

 

You might be a redneck if you:

Have ever owned a black person.

 

my dad is a red neck he owns a "porch monkey" a.k.a a "yard ape" some of u peoople from the south may have herd of theses ill try to take pic of it toommow

 

If u use the word "european" like this....

*you and ur freind are in the restroom in a bar peein' next to eachother*
and u face him and say, european on my shoes....

 

if you take your van to the tire shop...(where i work)....get out with a pony tail pulled through a nascar hat, wearing a grave digger t-shirt, drikin a beer, smoking a cigaret and dippin at the same time.

 

And then want to do your own brake job as long as the tire shop already has your tires off and your Van jacked up.

 

haha

 

ROFL

 

You Might be a redneck if....

You work as a mechanic and fix cars all day long but you have 10 at the house that dont run and havent in 5 years

 

you might be a redneck if:

you think Sherlock Holmes is an apartment complex

your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on it

 

Good one, reminds me of my neighbor