Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work . . .
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Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work . . .
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
Ahhh . . . I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a darn.
I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!?
And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be?
Do I look like a people person?
This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Chaos, panic, and disorder . . . my work here is done.
Oh I get it . . . like humor . . . but different.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
Ahhh . . . I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a darn.
I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!?
And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be?
Do I look like a people person?
This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Chaos, panic, and disorder . . . my work here is done.
Oh I get it . . . like humor . . . but different.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
i feel the same way 
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From: houston
Re: Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work . . .
haha those r great...when i left my job last week on my last day...i got on the intercom at lowes and said "IM OUT THIS BITCH!" and keep in mind that this was the friday after thanksgiving so it was packed hahah. i felt so happy.
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Re: Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work . . .
Originally Posted by TimsKFX400
haha those r great...when i left my job last week on my last day...i got on the intercom at lowes and said "IM OUT THIS BITCH!" and keep in mind that this was the friday after thanksgiving so it was packed hahah. i felt so happy.
I like all of them even the ones added. 
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Re: Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work . . .
You know what? Ive found that it doesnt matter what the customer is saying. As long as i can say it back to them word by word, they think I understand. 
but then they turn their back to leave and i give em the ol' 
but then they turn their back to leave and i give em the ol' 
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