I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all
could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally
found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you've started."

So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle
of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of
Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium
prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of
chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

 

Yeah, and we wonder why a large majority of the worlds population is now obeast.