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So do i... Funny random story.. Went to chill with some chick i know from highschool last night and she starts trying to hook me up with her friend (Who is ******* hot) So im talking and all that fun stuff and about 2 hrs later i notice she is missing like 1/2 of her right arm...

50Outlaw

thats when you either really calmly and with a completely straight face say "dont look now... and dont panic, but i think your arm is missing"


or you can cause a big scene and jump up and yell "holy ****! what the **** happened to your arm!"

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I dont want to seem mean... But i about fliped when i first noticed it was not that big of a deal after though. Just kinda... not something you just say "Ohh look no arm" Anyways..

50Outlaw

just ask her if she can still give a hand job

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She could still use her left arm just fine.. So its all good lol

50Outlaw

well???? did ya nub the nub?

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No not yet..

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I cant wait for Sdf's input on this story

sdfkillz

im sorry i shouldnt have misled you. i dont really "date" at all. i like motorcycles wayyyyy more than i like girls. i actually dont like girls at all, just boobies and round hineys. other than that i think girls are a mistake god made. its not about insecurity for me cuz im not worried about a girl cheating on me that i would date, im positive she would cheat on me cuz i would never hang out with her cuz i spend way too much time riding. i was just saying for the sake of dudes that do date girls.

simply realizing that i, as a male, am dominant over the physically weaker and mentally inferior female species does not mean i have an ego trip. i know your tiny girl brain has that auto response reaction to defend your self importance. its the typical "hater" response. anytime someone doesnt like something now theyre labled a hater. it makes retards feel better about themselves by trying to reverse psychology those who are pointing out their flaws. and no i will not get off this thread, unless you can show me a deed to this internet space with your name on it, even in that case youd have to call the internet police to remove me lol. i mean really in the sense(thats funny cuz u have none) that youre talking then i believe i would have much more right to anyplace in this forum as ive been here for 4 years and i can actually ride a bike and not just cruise around on the back of one i didnt even pay for. "im cute so take me for a ride" go buy your own bike and do your own stunts instead of riding some poor dudes coat tails who cant say no to some fat ****.

-Nasty-

u have nothing on me son!



"do u respect me?"

"i dont respect any chick who backs out on her word"

ring a bell blox?

Juca

ill link it in omer'ss thread

frayz

hahahah oh ya i might.. how about this one.

*drunk chick passed on on my lap wakes up*

"I want to ride an elephant..a;lksdfj"

"I got an elephant for ya"

Lil'Fiddy-Girl

VALESKA: So that's it....we're engaged

Sounds like a real stud......guess I can recognize a natural *** when I meet one and take him on head to head I probably have no chance, but hell gotta get back on the horsey and try again!


LOL...I can tell! And if I ever type what??? **** son, you would never kill me...you loooooove me way too much And then how will I stunt with Mike?? hehe

Sounds good Thanks for the great welcoming and good advice, and I mean just because you said it I guess it has to be right and I must do it.............gag! I dont even think i'm attractive, so don't pull that card with anyone....my dude was interested in tandem and i'm crazy enough to try it....so in all sense I do what I want mister, deal with it!!

-Nasty-

aaaaaand were gona stop here

hahahah me IDing that chick while riding down the road making her chase me

blox has been a fourtunate one to see nasty in action, funniness ensues

-Nasty-

stop stop stop stop stop it


dont u know men dont read past line 2 before they forget what their even reading

dont dig ur grave any deeper

ur never going to win this argument even if ur right, rock. paper. we have a ***** wins every time

Lil'Fiddy-Girl

HAHA and without females all you would have is W.I.L.L. & J.I.L.L. oh and all your boys' ********/mouths I suppose!! So be glad we're here....much love

Juca

check female section on this forum or just come in "omr subcages!!!!!!" thread

Lil'Fiddy-Girl

LOL.......can we just go back to WELCOME LILTANDEMBP!! I hate sexism fights.....no one ever wins!! Guys are better. Girls suck. Okay end of story!

sdfkillz

in the context of a man speaking to a women yes it must be right. if i was talking to another man theres a small chance i could be wrong. as for the "i dont think im attactive" horse ****. allow me to enter into evidence exhibit A.



a picture of a girl with her sluttiest looking (dont get me wrong i like *****) outfit on, in a "**** me from behind" pose. now could this girl be thinking that shes really not attractive or does this photo show a girl whos self confident enough to pose in a very revealing photo and then post it on her myspace for the whole world to see...... hmmmm no brainer there. so dont give me that typical girl bs "im not attractive" you dont for one second believe that. wait wait, i bet you cram your ******* into that tight little shirt with your cleavage ripping out the top cuz youre soo insecure. hey u know who didnt think they were attractive? velma on scooby doo, u start dressing like that and ill believe ur bullshit

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Dont leave im enjoying the challenge of jacking you're thread again...

But just for you... WELCOME!... Anyways.