nah, id rather just buy vehicles with minimal moving parts. the ONLY maintenance i do on teh jeep are biannual oil changes, and thats how i like it

 

174k isnt bad on a tranny thats only rated for 100k

especially with all the towing and having the original fluid in it

 

I need to change my fluid. Either my tranny is slipping of the torque conv is on it's way out.

 

A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser.
The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....


WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.
I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button.
Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME!!!

Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right?

There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.

I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'

What happened next is almost beyond description, but
I'll do my best...?

I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one
side as to say, 'don't do it dipshit,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . . . HOLY
MOTHER OF GOD . . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE HELL!!!

I'm pretty sure Jesse Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, ********* nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked
under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs?

The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an atempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.

Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a taser, one
note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself!

You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative?

SON-OF-A-B____, THAT HURT LIKE HELL!!!

A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling.
Apparently I **** myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense
of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I
believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my
nuts and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!!

P. S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!

If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid.

 

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now i can spoof with that mac

 

go ahead, i was smart enough to change a digit before posting it

 

the credit union gives me better deals with my credit card and savings account, as well as my mortgage and car loans. the bank has ATMs everywhere, so it's convenient.

 

******* Just spoke to Chris and he said that it sounds like my motor is seizing or the pistons are seizing since the bike starts no problem when its completely cold but once it warms up its a pain in the *** to start up. What a waste of 3 weeks At least I made the money back that I paid for the bike.

 

1.) That would be illegal and immoral and I could lose my job.

2.) I am assuming you have an intelligent enough team there that I wouldn't be able to sniff your network through arp.

 

what ?



use a meter and see if it's charging and if it's not you probably need a regulator , if it is charging then switch out the starter with your old one

 

Its charging. I replaced the stator from my old bike and charged my battery and its still doing the same thing. When its completely cold it starts right up but when the bikes been running for a few minutes and is warm it doesnt want to start I used the regulator from my bike which was good prior to me swapping motors Same with the starter.

 

its not the starter. starts fine when cold


thats it neal, get a 150 degree thermostat and hard wire your fan so its always cold

 

And when you say use a meter - I took the volt meter and tested the battery which is now at 13.57. When I start the bike up it jumps up to 14.5x. Is that what you mean by test w the meter?

 

so ya wanna buy my backup motor?

 

I need to fix this ****. Im going ****** nuts not being able to get my weekly sessions in. I dont got too much going on with my life right now so riding keeps me sane

 

yeah, thats on our lan, and we havent been hacked to date

 

btw you should move out east where all the cool kids ride

 

****. I might have to if I cant figure this **** out How much does it cost to have a motor rebuilt? I was thinking about having my motor rebuilt using the block or whatever it was that cracked on mine