Engineering school (no chicks)
Rochester ny - persistent snow or rain 24/7, same weather as buffalo
Acid, or somethign similar
Cant even guess what hour of the morning


If there was anything better to do we would have done it

 

I'm rocking out to some Tom Petty right now. That's one talented mother ******.

 

I always try to get her to go into the bathroom after i blow it up but shes too smart. Im gonna take a dump when shes in the shower and not flush, and leave the toilet open, and steal her towel and put it on the floor right next to the toilet. hahah so evil

 

hahahahah

 

man we would get wasted in the winter and tie a mattress to one of our trucks and drive through the streets - mattress sledding is awesome

 

They normally sound like compressed air leaking out of a hole. Except if i had mcdonalds buffalo sauce, then its on

 

you have to use as little tp as possible, and try to put it up front so it doesn't cover the poo
i like to put the lid down and act like nothing happened, let it simmer until the next person goes into the bathroom

 

that is awesome


we used to do that with skis and snowboards. man i hope it snows this year

 

the mattress made it fun because you can throw 3 or 4 people on together lol .... if you try it word of advice - watch taking corners hard, nothing like 4 people slamming into the side of a car and pulling away with an empty mattress

 

The kids were well behaved for a few days, so I let them have my legos. Ive never seen them so entertained before, they actually leave us alone for up to 5 or 6 minutes at a time now. We can have sex without anybody banging on the door and crying for no actual reason.

 

my cousin told me how once he **** a **** so big and long that when he flushed the toilet, one end of the **** actually stuck out in the air like it was the Titanic sinking, lol

 

I'll be the one driving so I dont have to worry. Although becks will be pissed if i come back without both kids

 

We used a waterski tow rope and plastic sleds. Launching people off snowbanks at 30+ mph. We also just used to hang onto the rope and drag behind the truck in fresh snow.

 

I'm off to Staples because I don't feel like sitting in the office anymore. There must be something we need there.

 

You have completed your route to Ceduna on time. You collected $3,227.63 of which P.A.R. Trucking collected $1,613.82 from that total to leave you with a total collection of $1,613.82

 

****. i made a slight fuckup on my budget. that means i'm gonna have to go to my credit union, withdraw money, then go to my bank and deposit it. i hate making runs like that; they're a waste of time and fuel.

 

Why do you have accounts at a credit union and a bank?

 

and when the kids go to sleep, i go and play with the legos. last night i made a working replica of my dads tractor. the night before, i made a 97 kenworth w900

 

Cotton
Ceduna - South Australia - Australia
1,711.00 (Approx. 86 Loads)
48.00 (Approx. 83 Loads Left)
11/10/2008 - 11/17/2008
$1.84

hmm, i guess somebody else beat you there
wasnt me

 

i have a credit union and then lacey and i have a shared bank