that sux, hope you bought a lot of batteries

 

doesnt look like its gonna

 

It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and *****...

A beer is always wet.
A ***** needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A ***** tastes better served hot.
Advantage: *****.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold ***** makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
***** does not.
advantage: Tie

If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming *****, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: *****

24 beers come in a box.
A ***** is a box you can come in.
Advantage: *****

Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a beer.
Advantage: *****.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is
still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like *****, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not
drive. 6 pussies in a night and you
have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: *****

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much ***** and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a ***** in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: *****

If a cop smells beer on your breath,
you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells ***** on your breath,
you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: *****

With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer
any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.

***** can make you see God. Beer can
make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: *****

If you think all day about the next *****
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: *****

Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of ***** is more fun.
Advantage: *****.

If you try to snag a beer at work,
you get fired. If you try to snag a *****
at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may
break. If you suddenly drop a *****,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your
old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.

The best ***** you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: *****.

The worst ***** you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.

Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad *****: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie

Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good *****: Almost all but the above.
Advantage *****.

The government taxes beer.
Advantage: *****.

 

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wouldn't do me any good anyways, I left all that stuff in Florida.

 

OMR SUBCAGE (S)
OMR SUBCAGES available:
Honda

• CBR F4i - 01, 02, 03 <<< click here, will also fit the single seat style with minor mods
• CBR 954- all years
• CBR 929- all years
• CBR 600RR - 03 , 04 , 05 , 06 , 07 , 08<<< click here

Kawasaki

• zx6r/rr (636) - 03, 04, 05, 06 07 08<<< click here

Suzuki

• GSXR 600/750 -00, 01, 02, 03, 04, 05
• GSXR 1000 -01, 02, 03, 04

Yamaha

• R6 - 03, 04, 05 <<< click here
• R6s (old body style) - 06, 07, 08

$175 Shipped
pay pal accepted

Tech

• The 03-06 CBR 600RR , 03-05 Yamaha R6 ,03 04 gsxr 1000 and the f4i pegs are lowered and moved back and out for better peg position! !
• The 01-03 GSXR 600 and 750 have the pegs moved out two inches because of the big tail section
• THE 07 600RR pegs are located 2-1/2 inches lower and 3 inches wider (Than stock)
• All other omr subframe cage models are in the stock location except they are rotated on their axis so they don't fold up unless you fold them up, this also puts your foot on the grippy part of the peg during a wheelie.
• omr subcages are available for all makes and models but only the ones listed above are available for shipping

click here to contact >> old man roger

the original folding peg subcage!!!!!!!!

>>click here to see why i only sell folding peg subcages<<

Endorsed by PAR Trucking[/quote]

 

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a ***** to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a ****.

 

head to one of the shops on monroe ave

 

im trying to tell yall i just wont the bacon lottery!!!

 

you are forgetting I can't drive at the moment

 

no one at work is discussing the election, i figured everyone would be talking. guess no one else cares either

 

get your sister to drive you. thats what sisters are for, buying vibrators together

 

and in some movies, using them together :YEAH

 

One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" and if you want to go faster say "tomatoes"

So they were getting it on and she was screaming "lettuce, lettuce, tomatoes, lettuce, tomatoes, tomatoes"

Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said

"Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonnaise on me"!

 

my sister lives in Orlando. I live with her in Orlando!

 

ewwwww

 

its funny!

 

I'm sure your mom would take you.

 

You like mayo don't you.

 

LMA O