Hola!
Re: Hola!
OK FOLKS!! I used to be a Sex Educator (insert bails of laughter here) so here's a lesson for you.....
If you are having sex or engaging in any sexual activity which includes ********, handjobs, rimjobs, midgets (omg, that reminds me, this dude that comes into my bar alot totally fucked a midget the other night!!!! She only comes up to my knees!!) analsex, wethumping, whatever....
You are exposing yourself to potential infection.
The only way to truly protect yourself is total abstinence.
I'll take my chances.
If you are having sex or engaging in any sexual activity which includes ********, handjobs, rimjobs, midgets (omg, that reminds me, this dude that comes into my bar alot totally fucked a midget the other night!!!! She only comes up to my knees!!) analsex, wethumping, whatever....
You are exposing yourself to potential infection.
The only way to truly protect yourself is total abstinence.
I'll take my chances.
or not fly cross- country to get laid
Re: Hola!
OK FOLKS!! I used to be a Sex Educator (insert bails of laughter here) so here's a lesson for you.....
If you are having sex or engaging in any sexual activity which includes ********, handjobs, rimjobs, midgets (omg, that reminds me, this dude that comes into my bar alot totally fucked a midget the other night!!!! She only comes up to my knees!!) analsex, wethumping, whatever....
You are exposing yourself to potential infection.
The only way to truly protect yourself is total abstinence.
I'll take my chances.
If you are having sex or engaging in any sexual activity which includes ********, handjobs, rimjobs, midgets (omg, that reminds me, this dude that comes into my bar alot totally fucked a midget the other night!!!! She only comes up to my knees!!) analsex, wethumping, whatever....
You are exposing yourself to potential infection.
The only way to truly protect yourself is total abstinence.
I'll take my chances.
if you are a sex educator then what'd durty learn???
and you were not an educator...you were a sex toy seller and nothing more....if you were you'd ask to use a rubber. you should be blonde. Re: Hola!
i dont get it, i've flown across the country for puss and i dont see anything wrong with it. i get to see other cities and have a definite lay when i get there. it's the best in tourism, if u ask me.
Re: Hola!
hey alana , since you let this e-**** bother you into a "don't contact me ever again" tiff, you can return my mac-pass or i'll break into your car like the criminal i once was , and i'm not using my jimmy, i'll be pitching a brick through the window if ya want to be like that.
last time i checked i was the one with the herps, and i'm the one having a laugh. so quit the bull ****, grow up and act your bra size ok!
last time i checked i was the one with the herps, and i'm the one having a laugh. so quit the bull ****, grow up and act your bra size ok!
Re: Hola!
hey alana , since you let this e-**** bother you into a "don't contact me ever again" tiff, you can return my mac-pass or i'll break into your car like the criminal i once was , and i'm not using my jimmy, i'll be pitching a brick through the window if ya want to be like that.
last time i checked i was the one with the herps, and i'm the one having a laugh. so quit the bull ****, grow up and act your bra size ok!
last time i checked i was the one with the herps, and i'm the one having a laugh. so quit the bull ****, grow up and act your bra size ok!
Re: Hola!
hey alana , since you let this e-**** bother you into a "don't contact me ever again" tiff, you can return my mac-pass or i'll break into your car like the criminal i once was , and i'm not using my jimmy, i'll be pitching a brick through the window if ya want to be like that.
last time i checked i was the one with the herps, and i'm the one having a laugh. so quit the bull ****, grow up and act your bra size ok!
last time i checked i was the one with the herps, and i'm the one having a laugh. so quit the bull ****, grow up and act your bra size ok!
whats a mac pass ?
Re: Hola!
you are correct sir, should just report it stolen, when she tries to use it, the pass shows up stolen and she gets a theft under 5,000 dollars added to her rap- sheet. so i don't know why she still has it, billing it to my credit card. they also photograph the car, lis' plate and driver using it each time so if she does try it, they got he red handed with a stolen pass....
Last edited by poni; Dec 15, 2008 at 04:17 PM.
Re: Hola!
Im done work in ten minutes. Ill be back tomorrow around 10ish when it dies down at work and I feel like laughing at stupidity.
Re: Hola!
+1
been drinkin heavily haha, ****** winter kills me. ive missed out on 4 winters in a row and now that im back home im not happy about life, but im still up in here, there just hasnt been really much going on here. so i decided to come back to this party and see what i can get into.
you are on a role.
hey now...im not gonna lie...some threads are AWESOME! Especially that one on BodyBuilders.com That Chinese Chick that posed in front of that Car......that was the funniest **** EVA!!!!!! its like 98 pages and I read everyones comments....Everyone top everyone elses comment....CLASSIC ****. Then I even went to that poor girls Myspace page and she wrote like 5 blogs about it LOl...U know she cries in bed at night....Poor thing. theres also a website where people take pictures of her out in the street...its ******* classic too!...that bitch got famous for being ugly....shes just the opposite of TILA TEQUILA! LOL
agreed.
she has been tainted.lawl.
DAMN THAT WAS A LOT OF READING, THIS THREAD IS AWESOME.










