holllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

Easy TIGER! Shes not going anywhere without asking me first. Or just give me $100 bucks and I'll step outta your wawy

 

i dont pay, ask, or try for *****. ive been ******* for 10 years and its gotten to the point where i dont even care anymore, ill do it but i wont put in any effort. id take my 100 dollars right to the bar and spend it on guinness before id pay for the finest girl to **** me. really im doing the girl a favor by ******* her, cuz with some good hand lotion and some internet **** i can **** myself better than any girl can. i just wish i had some boobies

 

you know what....I thought you were cool till you said you drink "GUINNESS" LOL....***** nasty! Plus you talk about looking good naked....keep drinking that **** and you'll get fat in no time. your belly will be lower than your *****.

 

thats what 10 year old boys say about girls. a refined man appreciates what an amazing pint taste like. you prob play beerpong and drink keystone, i know i have alot of friends of that caliber. and ive been drinking guinness for 8 years now and i havent gained a bit of weight, if you compare it with other beers guinness has the same amount of calories as bud light. im not a newb in any sense of the word, everything i do i been doin and doing it well.

 

What does that have to do with DRINKING that nasty *** BEER!?!

ima RUM guy...I can drink Rum all day and wake up the next feeling like CHamp. Im telling you man...ur gonna get fat drinking that ****. Unless your running a few miles a day. you better not get a gut, or you'll have no chance with ms. jenny

 

 

We are just having a conversation...MIND YO BIZZ NAZZZ

 

 

i guess you missed the part where i said ive been drinking it for 8 years and still have an 8 pack stomach not 6. 8 and no i dont run every day. and the other part where i told you it has less calories than bud light. dont worry broski i can handle my calories anyway. in basic training i was taking in around 4000 calories a day and i was losing weight, i burn more calories when i fart than most ppl do in a full workout. theres not one fat person in my whole family. my dad was a career budweiser drinkier, would put away a 24 pack of that **** everyday and never got a gut.

 

I didn't miss ****...just telling ya. Its still gross. Every Male in my Family is 6ft or taller and my *** got the 5'9 Gene. Im just saying watch yourself because God may have thrown in some bullshit on ya just for ***** and giggles.

 

holaaaaaaa

 

We already know your here.....no need to greet any longer

 

hollllaaaaa

 

you damn CROATIAN....thats why SHAQ bitch slapped VLADE DIVAC

ha ha

 

the both of you should be sentenced to make bacon together naked... post that bitch up!

 

 

Where did that come from?

 

i think im old enough to not worry about it but thanks for the advice dad, ill keep a good eye on my waiste line in case it decides to bulge on 5 or 6 inches out of nowhere after eating and drinking the same **** for 8 years.

 

Sweet..just looking out for the HOMIES