Trachito

yo...

NINER

Rule of thumb if you are selling anything:
90% of people interested will flake.

bornreadybc

someone tell r6 to come in here

bornreadybc

i know

spanks


my farts have been really stink since last night

bornreadybc

i think its the chicken breast i had made fo dinner

OnEWhEeLNEAL

****. Every time I put down a bottle of water, its time for another one. Ughhhhh.

3824

I would recommend mixing it up with some cranberry juice and gatorade ....

Trachito

my uncle once took some **** to pass a test and the results were inconclusive cuz his **** was too watered down, so they made him take another one.

3824

Seriously. Hyperhydration dude.

OnEWhEeLNEAL

Hmmmm. I need to look up what that means but I did it the other day as a test run and I was all good. I do got a little stomach ache though right now but **** it. I gotta do this ****.

NINER

I wonder if the sample comes back dilute if they will go right to a blood test?

3824

Neal you need to excercise. That's the best thing. All creatine does is make you retain water. If you don't have excess body fat your system will be clean faster.

Zuki750

The aspirin, vitamins and creatine are to fool the test into thinking the **** isn't diluted.

Zuki750

Some lady died of that at a radio contest to win a Wii.

OnEWhEeLNEAL

Tru tru. Ive done a lot of research on this. So much water dilutes your urine which lowers your creatine levels and also makes your urine clear. Ive been loading up on creatine for 3 days and it takes 24-48 hours to show in your system and right before the test Im supposed to take 10x the recommended daily dose of vitamin b complex which turns your urine back to a yellow color.

OnEWhEeLNEAL

Good idea. Ima run to the store. I just read up on Hyperhydration

3824

the aspirin doesn't make sense to me, the b vitamins yeah they will make it bright yellow - hense the old wise tail to use niacin and lots of water, creatine - eh i don't see how it would help, creatine intensifies the pace of energy production in your muscle cells and has a cell expanding property which volumizes cells. When additional creatine enters the muscle, it brings water along with it.

OnEWhEeLNEAL

Body fat is one thing I have plenty of Dam. This talks about that radio contest.

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/419526

Store run. BRB.

OnEWhEeLNEAL

Aspirin- On a very common type of test, the EMIT test, aspirin causes a false negative. The EMIT test is one of the more common types. At my probation place, the EMIT test is the intial test, and if its positive, its sent in for a more advanced test, called GC/MS.
You can see the science of this here. Here. It has lots of science type language, but basically Salyclic acid, which is what aspirin turns into in your system, sort of tricks the drug test into thinking there are much less, or no drugs in your urine. Be careful though, as this much aspirin can cause stomach aches, so make sure to eat something with each dose.

Creatine supplement- Many labs will test for the creatine levels in your urine as part of a specimen validity check, basically a check to see if its been diluted or not. I started using this, but more recently I haven?t, as Ive found out my probation department does not test the creatine levels. If you don?t know whether or not the levels will be tested, its better to be safe and just take creatine.

3824

Just don't overdue it man ... creatine needs water but if you are drinking gallons a day you will get sick .... drink like 16 oz then in a half hour maybe a small glass of cranberry then maybe in an hour another water then wait another hour and go gatorade ..... but seriously exercising will help more than anything .... one other thing i would recommend is to go to a health food store and ask for something that supports a healthy liver .... **** tests dont test for a substance - they test for metabolites, or the byproduct from your liver that comes from breaking the substance down ....