hahahahahahahha!!!!

-slightly amused

 

hahahahaahaaaa!!!!! try this one...

-mastur ch33f

 

-too new for me

 

mastur ch33f!!!

-needs sleep

 

>>>> ******* hammered just got back from the fights and still drinking mickey's grenades, ******* also just officially turned 25 WTF???


-officially old too, like roger

 

i still had all my hair when i was 25 aaahhhh those were the days

-mexicans never go bald

 

yeah, i still have hair and dont plan on losing it anytime soon (i shave it anyways, so not like it matters), but i have one grenade left, about to crush it and go to sleep its almost 3 over here. the fights were off the hook, i will give a full recap tomorrow when i am sober.


-MEXICAN MAYHEM

 

Happy Birthday





-wish i would win the lottery :YEAH

 

Happy birthday Stock. Or feliz uhm...con bambinos de heuvos..nachos diaz

secondly, and this is very important: Everyone has a dead guy in their garage. That is totally normal, get rid of the fan and stop being such a baby.

also, let's hear about the fights. or I'm gonna start one


-dances with bees

 

im not mexican and i will never go bald...

-sick as hell for some reason

 

there was a racoon in my garage last night at about 11pm. went to open the door, looked through the windows, and BAM!!! ******* racoon

-garage full of racoon

 

i had an opossum im my garage once , stubborn little bastard got in behind some **** so i had to move alot of **** and then boot his *** out , i was pushing him with my foot and he didn't want to leave so i kicked him in the ***.....

-opossum kicker..lol

 

haha! shoulda poked him with a broom

-woulda shot him

 

i was wacking the **** out of him with the broom before i moved all the **** he was behind but he didn't care , i think he was on heroin...lol

and i wasn't gonna shoot him cause he was in a corner and the walls are made of concrete andwith my luck any thing other then a 22 would have gone straight through him and bounced off the walls and killed me

-dead guy in a garage

 

yea i forgot about the concrete walls i dunno but i got rid of my problem the humane way. not i have a problem with bees in my rafters. i am residing my house and replacing all the trim. since the facia and soffit is off the house, they are swarming all over the place now. just realized it. you cant shoot bees with a pistol haha

-only has .38 or higher

 

****** bees. no love for bees


I have a garage full of spiders which make me scream. they are HEUGE.

- no, **** YOU mister spider, with a rolled up magazine.

 

thanks

and thanks, i think...

p.s. i posted in the fight thread

my friends grandparents used to own this restaraunt that had an exotic bird cage built into and one day a opossum got in there and started eating the birds. we looked for it for 2 days before we finally found it, he was hiding behind a piece of wood lattice. we tried everything we could to get that ****** out, but that just really pissed it off to the point where it tried attacking us. after about 30 of it trying to bite us we grabbed a .22 and shot it point blank between the eyes, that ****** didnt die, it only made it more pissed. after we shot it, it came charging out with blood going everywhere, so my friends cousin broke a 2x4 over its head, that ****** still didnt die!!! although it wasnt dead it was now staggering left and right with its tongue hanging out, about thirty seconds later it fell over dead.

 

-the mexican

 

ah indeed


-MEXICAN MAYHEM

 

i ******* hate bees so ******* bad!!! they moved from one side of the house too the other tryin to get in. so now i dont know what the **** to do lol

-bout to burn some bees