I think Amber needs to change her avatar....

 

So I got to ride in the monsoon that hit just a little bit ago

 

I probably could have jumped in the pool and gotten less wet than I was from my ride home tonight

 

So what am i all alone now or what??

 

HAHAHA, looks good!

 

Well **** it then, I gotta stack some quarters anyways, so I'll be back in a few minutes then!

 

hahahaha ok

 

One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “*****” written in small letters on the chalkboard. She erased it and went on with the day's lesson. The next day, she came in and saw the same word on the chalkbaord, but a little bit bigger. She erased it and went on with her lesson.
Each of the next several days, the teacher would come in to find “*****” on the board, a little larger each time. She went in one morning, expecting to dinf it again, but instead the chalkboard read: “The more you rub it, the bigger it gets.”

 

hahahaha....I'm crackin up watching dog the bounty hunter.

this crack ***** comes up to him and goes "oh that ***** u want is at paradise lost" "don't tell anyone I said that"

and she is ON camera and you can hear everything thing she says

 

 

$135 in quarters sittin here on my desk :YEAH

 

wowowowowowowow

 

High Cotton -Alabama

 

It's left overs from when I was bartending...

I had well over $500 at one point...

 

A redneck couple gets married and are on their honeymoon. The woman changes into a sexy outfit and lies on the bed. She looks sheepishly up at her new hubby and whispers, "Please be gentle with me. I'm a virgin."
The man gets up screaming, grabs his trousers and runs home to tell his father.

His father comforts him by saying, "Now, now. It'll be okay, son. If she wasn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours."

 

Ya know... It's sad, I don't like to watch baseball, but for somereason I'm compelled to watch the Tigers play, I think it's cause they actually are playing worth a damn this year

 

Badum chhhhh

 

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.

"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.

"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.

"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."










sorry...bored and I got nothing good to say

last one I promise

 

 

what? like that's never happened in Aalabam....