WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by FAhq
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.
"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.
"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."
The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.
"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."
sorry...bored and I got nothing good to say
last one I promise
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.
"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.
"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."
The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.
"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."
sorry...bored and I got nothing good to say
last one I promise
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
I'm playin thaqt motocross game from the open forum...
I guess I won't be postwhorin anylonger tonight! lol
I guess I won't be postwhorin anylonger tonight! lol
c'mon Jarsh...quitters never win!
wait....that leaves me here all alone with trojan...hmmmm
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by trojanfan
my que to leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smiley meant I was just kiddin.....if I wanted to see ***** I'd just google it.....keep posting...I gotta get my count up!
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From: Alabama
Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by FAhq
the smiley meant I was just kiddin.....if I wanted to see ***** I'd just google it.....
keep posting...I gotta get my count up!
smiley meant I was just kiddin.....if I wanted to see ***** I'd just google it.....keep posting...I gotta get my count up!
bedtime 
