We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
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Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by KUTZ
I don't care if you liked it or not atleast it was a story
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Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Slow your roll Kutz... damn...
Brush the salt of your shoulders...
You wake up on the wrong end of a fudge packing today or what?
jk i wanted to say that today...
Brush the salt of your shoulders...
You wake up on the wrong end of a fudge packing today or what?
jk i wanted to say that today... 
Quad Ridin Ninja
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From: Wisconsin
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
A little girl is with he father who is going to get his hair cut at the barber shop. They arrive and the father sits down in the chair. His daughter is standing along side him eating a hostess snack and patiently watching the barber cut her fathers hair.
The barber looks down at the little girl and says darling you're going to have to move or else you're going to get hair all over your twinky!
The little girl answers back, "Yeah, and some day I'm going to have big ***** too!"
ThE eNd
The barber looks down at the little girl and says darling you're going to have to move or else you're going to get hair all over your twinky!
The little girl answers back, "Yeah, and some day I'm going to have big ***** too!"
ThE eNd
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From: Not in So. Cal. anymore....
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by oOBaybeKOo
Slow your roll Kutz... damn...
Brush the salt of your shoulders...
You wake up on the wrong end of a fudge packing today or what?
jk i wanted to say that today...
Brush the salt of your shoulders...
You wake up on the wrong end of a fudge packing today or what?
jk i wanted to say that today...Bahahahahahahahah That's a good one!!
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Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by KUTZ
A little girl is with he father who is going to get his hair cut at the barber shop. They arrive and the father sits down in the chair. His daughter is standing along side him eating a hostess snack and patiently watching the barber cut her fathers hair.
The barber looks down at the little girl and says darling you're going to have to move or else you're going to get hair all over your twinky!
The little girl answers back, "Yeah, and some day I'm going to have big ***** too!"
ThE eNd
The barber looks down at the little girl and says darling you're going to have to move or else you're going to get hair all over your twinky!
The little girl answers back, "Yeah, and some day I'm going to have big ***** too!"
ThE eNd
Sorry... Too much coffee this morning!
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Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by KUTZ
A little girl is with he father who is going to get his hair cut at the barber shop. They arrive and the father sits down in the chair. His daughter is standing along side him eating a hostess snack and patiently watching the barber cut her fathers hair.
The barber looks down at the little girl and says darling you're going to have to move or else you're going to get hair all over your twinky!
The little girl answers back, "Yeah, and some day I'm going to have big ***** too!"
ThE eNd
The barber looks down at the little girl and says darling you're going to have to move or else you're going to get hair all over your twinky!
The little girl answers back, "Yeah, and some day I'm going to have big ***** too!"
ThE eNd
Quad Ridin Ninja
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 2,484
From: Wisconsin
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by oOBaybeKOo
Slow your roll Kutz... damn...
Brush the salt of your shoulders...
You wake up on the wrong end of a fudge packing today or what?
jk i wanted to say that today...
Brush the salt of your shoulders...
You wake up on the wrong end of a fudge packing today or what?
jk i wanted to say that today...It's not possible for me to wake up on the wrong end of the fudge packing, your mom doesn't have a co(k
Sorry that was mean but I couldn't just sit and let that one slide
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From: Wisconsin
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by gixxerchic600
WEAK! Try again... lol you are getting better though.. hehe
Sorry... Too much coffee this morning!
Sorry... Too much coffee this morning!
Girls su<k I'm leaving
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Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by KUTZ
Girls su<k I'm leaving
Don't leave!! hehe
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From: North Andover, MA
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by KUTZ
I got some girls good a while back (skillz you'll enjoy this)
We were trying all night to get these girls to show us some tittys and finally we came to the conclusion they were not going to do this for free so we decided we would flash them as long as they flashed us first. well they didn't like that idea, dumb highschool *****. So we agreed we would flash them first as long as they promised they would show there *****. I reached in the back seat of the truck pulled out a 3 million candel power spot light and flashed the hell out of them with it.
it also served as good lighting on the *******! :-)
The End
We were trying all night to get these girls to show us some tittys and finally we came to the conclusion they were not going to do this for free so we decided we would flash them as long as they flashed us first. well they didn't like that idea, dumb highschool *****. So we agreed we would flash them first as long as they promised they would show there *****. I reached in the back seat of the truck pulled out a 3 million candel power spot light and flashed the hell out of them with it.
it also served as good lighting on the *******! :-)
The End
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Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by gixxerchic600
You aren't a very good sport... And your come back was not very good. I think you need a lesson from Skillz hahahahahaha
Don't leave!! hehe
Don't leave!! hehe
But seriously he was trying and you lil brats just crapped on him for it, so where is your interesting story HUUUUUHHHH?????
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Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by skillz954
Bout time I got some respect for these taken/married B!tches! LOL
But seriously he was trying and you lil brats just crapped on him for it, so where is your interesting story HUUUUUHHHH?????
But seriously he was trying and you lil brats just crapped on him for it, so where is your interesting story HUUUUUHHHH?????
HAHAHAHA damn how long did it take for you to get respect???
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Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by ipimp
HAHAHAHA damn how long did it take for you to get respect???
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Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by skillz954
Bout time I got some respect for these taken/married B!tches! LOL
But seriously he was trying and you lil brats just crapped on him for it, so where is your interesting story HUUUUUHHHH?????
But seriously he was trying and you lil brats just crapped on him for it, so where is your interesting story HUUUUUHHHH?????
I have stories, but I gotta dig 'em up. What kind of stories you lookin for? Registered User
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From: North Andover, MA
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by gixxerchic600
Haha... Yeah yeah yeah, don't get used to it. It wouldn't be right if we respected you all the time. It wouldn't be any fun! I have stories, but I gotta dig 'em up. What kind of stories you lookin for?
I have stories, but I gotta dig 'em up. What kind of stories you lookin for?
Quad Ridin Ninja
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From: Wisconsin
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
I'm back, I hate having to actually work at work. Skillz I was just messing those stories were just out of peer bordom of the top of my head, You can't hurt my feelings *****es!!! Show no respect, Get pounded harder, thats my meadow
